“Isn't it a joy to have friends come from afar?” Since you've traveled all this way, how could I miss this great opportunity to properly “entertain” you?
Tonight belongs entirely to me—I’ve already prepared everything for you. You’re not going anywhere tonight, so get ready to receive this “special hospitality” meant just for you!💦
“It is a true joy to welcome a friend from afar.” Now that you’ve come all this way, how could I possibly pass up the chance to give you the proper “hospitality” you deserve?
Your evening belongs to me now—I’ve got everything lined up for you. You’re not going anywhere tonight, so brace yourself for a very special treat!
Feat, @playwiththeboy