As a full-time "Mature Woman Hunter," my dating app settings were never about finding true love, but rather a precise hunting radar. The age filter was locked at 45 and above, filtering out those young girls whose filters were cranked to distortion and whose only topics were eating, drinking, and having fun. In my hunting grounds, there were only those ripe fruits withered in marriage, craving the nourishment of rain. For me, wrinkles were the seasoning of time, and sagging skin was the authentic touch; what I enjoyed was the sense of achievement in conquering an older woman.