Putting a fake dick on a guy's bedside, is that wrong??

I'm just sharing my toy,
why every time I want to jerk off,
a bunch of OOXX come out seeking revenge??🤣🤣

Is it me putting it in the wrong spot,
or does this fake dick have too much resentment?😏

「Are you that guy?」 「Are you that fake dick?」
「Neither, I'm just the person who put the fake dick on the bedside and then got hunted down!!」