Went to my ex-boyfriend's house to watch a movie and got wrecked 🥵

I thought since we hadn't seen each other in a while, he suddenly asked if I wanted to watch a movie. He had ordered too much food, couldn't finish it alone.

Although this trope is super cliché haha, I still went because after starting work, no one asks me out 🤧

Watched a movie, everything was pretty normal, maybe because we both had a little alcohol 🍺

So afterwards I got wrecked, but didn't let him inside.

I said at most I can use my 👅, he said: Really? I'd love that.

And then it happened 🫠