“Wife, you are really becoming more and more feminine.”
“Always like this, guarding an empty room alone, your husband is really wasting you.”
“Of course, this doesn't count as cheating; you're trying to fix the marital relationship.”
“Practice these skills more, and soon your husband won't want to leave you.”
“This is the first time you've seen yourself so charming in the mirror, right?”
“Stare intently and remember this feeling for me.”