Good morning, Taipei.

Last night the three of us who got drunk ran a marathon race all night,
Did you wear condoms?
Did you reach the finish line?
Did I have an orgasm?
I was really too drunk and don't remember anything.

But now my private parts really hurt a bit!


When the morning alarm woke me up, only Xiao Li was still asleep.

Before I finish my makeup and head out to class, there's still a five-minute window,
so please film a short clip for me and then let him keep sleeping!