跟網友打賭賭輸了
他說想看我尿褲子
怎麼到後來狗屌就慢慢硬了起來......
#打手槍

I lost a bet with someone online,
and they said they wanted to see me have an "accident" in my briefs...

Thing is... I didn't expect my, uh, doggy bits to start reacting to it...