Giant Dick Blow

Landlady: Do you have 20 cm?
Tenant: How is that possible! I only have at most 16 or 17 cm
Landlady: Huh, so many guys lie about it! They say they have 15 cm, if you're over 16 how could they have 15…..
(We immediately go get a measuring tape, actually measure, no slacking)

Dear tenants, do you know where to measure from?
Not from the balls side!

The dick that pops out from the underwear
Can't even take it off in time……Does everyone like watching TV while being blown?
The landlady quite likes it